moraniarty:

you’re walking in the woods

there is no one around

and your phone is dead

out of the corner of your eye you spot him

                                                                                                    shia labeouf

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

fahbulus:

taking selfies with my friends like

image 

justakinkyboy:

HUGE Kinky Collection HERE
keepcalmandloveforever:

twofishies:


pUP


GIMMIE

levi-ravioli-universe:

I want someone that’ll hold my hand while they’re driving and i want them to take me to Walmart at 1 am so we can buy cookie dough or something and i want them to take me on late night drives and i want someone I can just sit in complete silence with while I run my hands through their hair while I kiss their neck

I wonder if you ever talk about missing me to anyone.
(via recovering-ballerina)

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

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