peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

dO YOU HONESTLY HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PISSED OFF I WAS WHEN I FOU D OUT VELOCIRAPTORS WERE ACTUALLY FURRY

stoned-levi:

squidward-of-pokemon:

stoned-levi:

THEY’RE FUCKING WHAT?!?!?!?!?!!!

THEY ARENT FURRY. THEY HAD FEATHERS. FEATHERED THINGS ARE NOT FURRY. THIS IS WRONG. HAVE A NICE DAY.

WHAT THE FUCK SO THEY WERE JUST BIG SCARY OSTRICHES

leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

liechtensteins:

trying to forget a horrible memory like

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