you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Me: Roll over.
GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.
GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.
GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.
Me: Holy shit.
taking selfies with my friends like
I want someone that’ll hold my hand while they’re driving and i want them to take me to Walmart at 1 am so we can buy cookie dough or something and i want them to take me on late night drives and i want someone I can just sit in complete silence with while I run my hands through their hair while I kiss their neck
do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me